The Episodes

Ep. I - An Interview With Merrick Garland

The Chronicler-in-Chief sits down with Attorney General Merrick Garland for an overview of the legal troubles facing Donald Trump.     

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Ep. II - Unfinished Business

Donald stands trial for his infamous phone call to Georgia Secretary of State, Brad Raffensperger. What will be his excuse? Something to do with Schubert?

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Ep. III - Haggis

Donald stands trial for his violation of the Domestic Emoluments Clause regarding the Trump Turnberry Resort in Scotland. It all comes down to the National Dish of Scotland. 

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Ep. IV - Kiss Me, Kate

It’s Ivanka’s turn. Are you really surprised that a kissing booth is involved? How about Andrew Cuomo?

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Ep. V - Which Witch

Abbott and Costello’s famous “Who’s on First” skit meets up with little Bartholomew Trump and the Salem Witch Trials.

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Ep. VI - Not Me, Your Honor

On the witness stand, Donald admits he sent the mob to the Capitol Building. But why? And who doesn’t like ethnic restaurants?

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Ep. VII - Bingo

A huge explosion at Mar-a-Lago. An even bigger insurance claim. All this over a little game of bingo. The judge’s reaction?

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Ep. VIII - The Play's the Thing

Barron Trump lands the leading role in his school play – an adaptation of The Trial of Socrates, called The Trial of Dumpcrates. Was the guilty verdict rigged?

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Ep. IX - A Perfect Plan

Is that Dr. Rochelle Walensky hanging out with ex-Mossad agents? And, please, can someone decide whether it’s Kiev or Kyiv?

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Ep. X - Color Me Red

It’s Melania’s turn – and Ralph Lauren passes judgment. Ho ho ho. Merry Christmas.

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Ep. XI - The Flip

Donald appears to be getting off Scot-free from charges of tax and insurance fraud in New York. Until a surprise witness takes the stand, that is.

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Ep. XII - Hop To It

Stormy Daniels, marsupials, and freshly scented grass. This sounds interesting.

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Ep. XIII - Shreds of Evidence

Why does Donald rip up papers? Does he own a confetti factory? Or is it a rare neurological disorder? We hear from expert witness, Dr. Bernhardt Schultz.

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Ep. XIV - The Gazpacho Papers (Part 1)

What’s in those 15 boxes of documents at Mar-a-Lago that Donald wants to keep private? Looks like a bunch of letters, including one from Pope Francis. Listen in as they’re read out loud.

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Ep. XV - The Gazpacho Papers (Part 2)

But why are those boxes at Mar-a-Lago in the first place? And why are they called the “Gazpacho Papers?” Unlike gazpacho, this trail runs hot.

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Ep. XVI - Waiter, My Soup Is Cold

It’s evening entertainment time at Mar-a-Lago. And the winners get to join Ivanka at the kissing booth.

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Ep. XVII - Certifiable

Rudy shows up – and he pleads guilty! We get the definitive explanation of why the Fake Electors Plot failed.

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Ep. XVIII - The January 6 Committee

Donald testifies before the January 6 Committee…if the Chairman can control his unruly boys, that is (Kinzinger and Raskin). How can one blame this one on bone spurs?

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Ep. XIX - J'Accuse!

A modern-day take on the Dreyfus Affair. But who will play the role of journalist Emile Zola?

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Ep. XX - Patty Hearst

The Republican Party goes on trial. Will they blame things on the Symbionese Liberation Army?

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Ep. XXI - Judge Judy (Part 1)

Donald goes on trial for obstruction of justice in Judge Judy’s courtroom. Just guess who the boss is.

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Ep. XXII - Judge Judy (Part 2)

After record-breaking ratings from part 1, the show returns for its cliffhanger conclusion.

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Ep. XXIII - I'll Take the Cat

Melania sits down with Donald. Ivanka sits down with Jared. That’s all I’m saying.

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Ep. XXIV - Sheikh Yerbouti

 

Say the episode name three times – fast. That’s all you need to know.

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Ep. XXV - Perchance to Dream

Donald has trouble sleeping. Melania gives him an old country potion. He sleeps…and he dreams.

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Ep. XXVI - The Hague

This city in the western Netherlands is home to the International Criminal Court. They’ve arranged for Donald to visit them.

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Ep. XXVII - Denouement

No peeking.

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Epilogue

In which the post-trial lives of many of our characters are revealed. 

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